top 10 lesbian karaoke songs

By Pat Law • Dec 7th, 2009 • Category: Uncategorized

Something about Asians and karaoke. Something about Singaporeans and karaoke. Something about Lesbians and karaoke. No thanks to my inability to hold a tune without waking the Dead, I haven’t got a single ounce of interest in what appears to be the national pastime for Singaporean lesbians. Or at least, a fair amount of them.

If you’re not schmoozing away at a lesbian party sweating buckets like Jane Fonda, you’re likely to be making love to your microphone at a lesbian karaoke bar. No, I don’t get the phenomenon neither, but I’ve been to enough lesbian bars to be able to present this list to you. Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce to you, the top 10 songs you’re most likely to hear at a lesbian karaoke bar.

1. Love Me by Colin Raye
Gay boys have Cher, and well, sadly enough, us lesbians have Colin Raye. This is our official national anthem.  No, I don’t know why. But every lesbian I know knows this song to heart like the other national anthem. I’m guilty as charged.

2. I’ve Never Been to Me by Charlene

3. Superwoman by Karen White
Mostly sung by passive feminine lesbians with scary fat lesbian lawyers for girlfriends.

4. Ocean Deep by Cliff Richard
Mostly sung by scary fat lesbian lawyers. Usually over a bottle of whisky. During the chorus, the fat lesbian lawyer singing will turn emo and place her hand over the shoulder of her woman.

5. Sometimes When We Touch by Dan Hill
Key word: Sometimes. Lesbians don’t fuck like gay men.

6. ??/ Hou Lai (loosely translated into English: Later) by Rene Liu
I’d admit to this – I was humming this song for the entire week and I still am, no thanks to a visit to our good ol lesbian bar last Saturday.

7. ?? / An Jing (loosely translated into English: Quiet) by Jay Chou
The new national anthem for the emo-generation of lesbians still in their pinafores.

8. That cunt-teasing medley between Sammi Cheng and openly-gay Denise Ho
The title says it all.

9. ? / Zhui (loosely translated into English: Chase) by the late Leslie Cheung
This is MY national anthem and I’m proud of it. A song doesn’t get as dramatic as this.

10. ??/ Bing Yu (loosely translated into English: Ice Rain) by Andy Lau
Because there is always gonna be that lonely butch who has just gotten her heart broken.

My list is based on a sample size of one – me. As such, I wouldn’t recommend you to take it too seriously. Does any fellow lesbian have any more songs to add to this list?

Oh wait, may I add one more? It’s mandatory to my bloodline.

11. Constant Craving by KD Lang

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23 Responses »

  1. ano on December 6th, 2009 at 4:33 pm:

    eh.. disagree w the an jing by jay chou. my mates and i are well in our mid-late 20s and we adore that song to hell ok..

  2. @pleinelune on December 7th, 2009 at 2:35 am:

    Certified gaymo here, and I've never heard about most of the songs here, except "superwoman".

  3. agent k on December 7th, 2009 at 2:40 am:

    you've gotta have INSENSITIVE by JANN ARDEN in there. it's… default. hehheh

  4. Ellen ng on December 7th, 2009 at 3:09 am:

    spot on on the chinese/canto pop! not sure on the angmoh songs tho. hmm… =)

  5. Pat Law™ on December 7th, 2009 at 3:38 am:

    I do too… so its lesbians in pinafores… and lesbians in jeans?

  6. Pat Law™ on December 7th, 2009 at 3:38 am:

    Hahaha. Thanks for the lovely term, gaymo. Ah, things I learn from my readers.

  7. Pat Law™ on December 7th, 2009 at 3:39 am:

    Damn yeah, that's right. How can I forget our classic breakup song?!

  8. siren on December 7th, 2009 at 3:45 am:

    This is good! LOL

    Thanks for the smiles.

  9. @unfluff on December 7th, 2009 at 3:52 am:

    As far as the English songs go (from the standpoint of a resident Croc Rocker), you're spot on for everything except Superwoman & KD Lang. Hahahahaha!!!

  10. Aubrey T on December 7th, 2009 at 4:25 am:

    I have never picked any of these songs to sing at a ktv and probably will not. Guess I'm the exception to the rule.

  11. Pat Law™ on December 7th, 2009 at 8:07 am:

    Babe, you need to go beyond Croc Roc man

  12. Pat Law™ on December 7th, 2009 at 8:08 am:

    Maybe not a KTV per se, but definitely in a lesbian karaoke bar I reckon.

  13. diana on December 7th, 2009 at 4:37 pm:

    how about Yong Qi by Guang Liang for those who finally decides to get out of their closets?

  14. Aubrey T on December 8th, 2009 at 3:50 am:

    Time to head to Toca Me then. Too "straight" for my own good. I will do a field report to ascertain your findings. :)

  15. @tiBetnChina on December 8th, 2009 at 6:45 am:

    I'd add Erasure and Backstreet Boys tunes to the list. At least, that's how some of my Singaporeans (gf included) roll in NYC. They'd kill me for saying so, but truth is immutable.

  16. Pat Law™ on December 8th, 2009 at 8:12 am:

    Yeah let me know. I like Toca Me although I hate to say this but I've not been there in a bit!

  17. Pat Law™ on December 8th, 2009 at 8:12 am:

    Backstreet Boys? Seriously?

  18. @tiBetnChina on December 9th, 2009 at 6:09 am:

    The butches and bois love "I Want It That Way." I've seen it happen. And wasn't able to look away. Like a doe about to get hit by a trailer truck.

  19. bidarlah on December 9th, 2009 at 6:37 am:

    i dunno but i tot (maybe its just me),… chea mei (sisters) would be one of ur anthem? yes…ni see wo de chea mei…by amei.

  20. dian on January 4th, 2010 at 1:11 pm:

    i totally agree with "sometimes when we touch"! how about "will you still love me tomorrow" by carole king

  21. shuping on January 25th, 2010 at 9:09 am:

    ??? by ???

  22. Shine on February 25th, 2010 at 5:31 am:

    FAN WEI QI and ANGELA ZHANG – RU GUO DE SHI Also another song =D

  23. XIII on March 1st, 2010 at 3:49 am:

    HEY I love leslie too! High Five! There's just something so damn special about that song.

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