the perfect pussy

By Pat Law • Jan 4th, 2008 • Category: Uncategorized

LOTL International January 2008 issue

My latest article on my column, The P Spot, is now out on LOTL International’s January 2008 issue. Tell me what you think.

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11 Responses »

  1. hedonistics anonymous on January 4th, 2008 at 3:57 pm:

    the perfect pussy is one devoid of pubes and funky smells.

  2. Pat Law™ on January 4th, 2008 at 6:47 pm:

    Hahaha. Indeed, hedonistics anonymous.

  3. Skot on April 21st, 2008 at 3:35 pm:

    What rubbish.
    What staggeringly depressing rubbish.

    It all just makes me sick.

    When your parents were dating , courting , falling in love , marrying , making love , creating you ….when your mother was in labour , giving birth to you , when your father was working hard to provide for you , when they were loving you , teaching you ,raising you…….
    Do you think they would have thought that it would all be thrown away for their daughter to get to such a jaded point to be looking for “the perfect pussy” ?

    It’s so depressing…….girls and women are NOT supposed to be looking for the “perfect pussy” , ANY “pussy”.
    How have things gotten so vulgar , so tainted.

    I know that if any man started talking about , or posted a blog entry about , or if a ‘mens’ magazine published an article about the hunt for the “perfect pussy” there would be an avalanche of complaints.
    “Pigs” they would cry. “Animals” , “scum” , “dogs”……..”sexism” , “objectification” would be the call.

    Women and Men are here for each other.
    Let’s get back to that truth.

    Skot . . . . ..

  4. MK on April 21st, 2008 at 11:13 pm:

    Get a life SKOT…
    It’s how people wants to live their life so let them be, why are u concerned whether they go to heaven or hell?? Does it concern u?? Do u really care that much?? Does it hurt u?? It’s all abt choices and they have made theirs..
    Live and let live, SKOT…

  5. Patty Cakes Fan Club on April 21st, 2008 at 11:18 pm:

    Keep it real yo, relationships in this day and age are not confined to just man and woman. Stereotypes are fast becoming average norms. Move with the times, retain a perspective and realize that everyone is different. As a regular straight boy, i’m proud and happy to say that i have friends like Pat that provide a more rounded view of the real world we live in (through her eyes) – that doesn’t just contain black and white. And yes, we do have a laugh or two about ‘Perfect Pussy’ or her sperm thing in an Evian – it’s great! ;-)

  6. w. on April 21st, 2008 at 11:35 pm:

    Well, well. Looky who’s here!

  7. Pat Law™ on April 22nd, 2008 at 1:45 am:

    Sorry I’m a bit behind in my response.

    This is dedicated to you, Skot. Be honoured. It will be the one and only post you’d get. The next one is very likely to come from the authorities. http://blankanvas.bypatlaw.com/?p=633

  8. Pat Law™ on April 22nd, 2008 at 1:47 am:

    Patty Cakes Fan Club… you’re too sweet. Buy you coffee when you return to the office.

  9. PureWOMAN on May 16th, 2008 at 12:16 pm:

    SKOT? More like SCAT… I’m sure your poor mother never thought there’d come a day when her son would grow up, double-click on some BLOG and start lecturing the whole worldwideweb about something that actually has a far bigger impact on human psychology, global economics and the health of society in general than his weasly little brain can comprehend… dumbass… why, because somepne is interested in what constitutes the perfect pussy? if they’d called it something else would it have bugged you as much? She’d probably be LIVID to see you being such a pussy about this issue, no pun intended…

    GLOBAL ECONOMIC IMPACT?? Hell yes, SCAT, bad pussy has global economic impact PLUS PLUS!! Not to mention, You should be ELATED that people are talking about this!

    Now, if less people took things like you do – assuming it constitutes “the objectification of women” (YAWN) we might not have the kinds of problems we do…. Most women don’t even worry about this objectification thing… so get past it!
    Let people define the perfect pussy! I personally want to know because I want to make sure I HAVE one! If every woman had one, and understood the best way to present her pussy to the person she loves, boy would the world be a happier place…

    I’m a very sexy and perfectly normal woman who doesn’t necessarily see any one answer to the question, but damn, if I had a better idea what features about my (wait, right – you don’t like the word pussy, ok-) SNATCH, BOX, CUNT (?? better?) that men would go wild about, I’m happy to oblige! Why? because that means my husband can’t get enough and since I can never cease to drive him wild, he’s happy, loving, PROUD as hell! And when he’s happy, I’M happy! Best of all, I’m always fulfilled, and because I still feel chased like I did when I was single, I never get old and I’m better looking/healthier every day!

    Statistically, couples who don’t have intimacy don’t last – but usually don’t end until one or both partners have strayed and devastated the other. I don’t ever want to give my husband even a subconscious desire to stray – so I take nothing for granted and groom myself – ALL of myself – every day as if it is my first date. Does he love me regardless? ABSOLUTELY. I could never promise he wouldn’t be tempted to cheat, nor would I promise he wouldn’t go through with cheating either… but knowing that I respected my marriage enough to strive every day to be the most incredible wife, best friend, remarkable mother, and the hottest sexiest, softest, sweetest piece of ass he’s ever had gives me confidence and assures me that in the event he were to cheat, I would not be able to beat myself up about coulda/woulda/shouldas after the fact…. He works just as hard to keep me interested & going for it as I do, despite us never once discussing it – in fact, I don’t think it would be half as hot if we did talk about it. I just like keeping myself as aware of the modern male perspective so I evolve & in doing so, it never gets old.

    Imagine a world where ALL women did that… a world completely devoid of righteous women refusing to wear sexy lingerie, keep their genital skin as soft as they keep their legs or maintain a healthy vagina, with reasons like : “if he doesn’t like my pubic hair he can kiss my ass! What, does he expect me to be like some WHORE now? I work hard enough! I had 3 of his KIDS! I do enough!!! If he wanted a ho, he should have married one!!” ETCETERA…. a world where women get excited when their hubby comes over to her unexpectedly looking for some lovin because her pussy/cunt/skot/snatch/box/beaver is always clean, soft, and ready… WOW…

    As a woman, I can say without hesitation – women will not be receptive to wild lovemaking if they feel even a LITTLE un-clean. Most men don’t know that, and as a result, when they’re not openly received, especially when it (the shaft) happens frequently, they give up and sooner or later seek solace elsewhere else – be it through porn and their fist in the den, friendships through eharmony, live entertainment at the gentleman’s club, seedy back avenues, the cute chick at work – or worse – none of those and instead, seeps into depression and lives his life a sad, lonely person who just honors obligations particularly well, despite being starved of the most basic human needs when he shouldn’t be. I can’t stand the thought of seeing anyone living like that.

    Maybe if more people worried about things like hygeine & their sex appeal, that wouldn’t be so common, and the divorce rate wouldn’t be 60%. (Hence the global impact – i’ll spare you the obvious flowchart from here…)

    So – lets get that pussy figured out – OK by you, SKOT?

  10. Pat Law™ on May 16th, 2008 at 12:21 pm:

    PureWOMAN, you should see my face right now. Same expression as I have when my credit card bills arrive. Bravo.

  11. Hamie on May 16th, 2008 at 12:40 pm:

    WOW x 2,000
    this, is classic good justice.

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