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I could come up with a hundred and one jokes about this lesbian badminton tournament, but I won’t. At least these female shuttlers are keeping themselves fit and healthy. The only exercise I get are my, erm, cardiovascular activities at night. The truth is, I would probably get my ass whipped by these ladies under a single serve.

So here’s me doing my part to keep lesbians fit and helping fat butches lose weight. Take part in this lesbian badminton tournament today, my fellow lesbians. And no, I’m not your information counter. Check with the organisers if you have any questions.

Information extracted from Blackilocks Events.

LADIES DOUBLES BADMINTON TOURNAMENT
Calling all female shuttlers for PinK ElePhanT
doubles badminton tournament for womyn!

Get your muscles going with a day of friendly games
and smash your way to fabulous prizes!

OVER $2, 000 CASH & PRIZES TO BE WON!

28th November 2009 (Sat)
12 noon – 7 pm
Singapore Swimming Club
45 Tanjong Rhu Road, Singapore 436899

Gold Medalists Receive S$150 CASH & S$800 worth of hampers & gifts.
Sliver Medalists Receive S$100 CASH & S$600 worth of hampers & gifts.
Consolation Medalists Receive S$50 CASH & $400 worth of hampers & gifts.

All participation will be closed on 23rd November 2009.
Tickets will be available until the 25th November 2009.

Shuttler Special:
$50 NETT PER PAX

Shuttler fee includes:

• Usage of club’s swimming pool, jacuzzi,
• steamroom & sauna
• referees for each game
• Usage of shuttlecocks
• Court booking fees
• Limited edition towel
• S5 F & B voucher redeemable at SSC

Spectator Special:
$15 NETT PER PAX
Includes S$5 F&B voucher redeemable at SSC

Supporting Partners include Black Tongues Wines, Pink Sofa, Mango Travel, Design Atmosphere Pte Ltd.

Media Partners include Utopia.

FOR ENQUIRIES,
CALL +65 8161-8076. EMAIL: INFO@BLACKILOCKS.COM