are you mr. big?
By Pat Law™ • Jun 11th, 2008 • Category: The Rest
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Over an odd ensemble of drinks with red wine, espresso and sparkling water with the girls at Crossroads on Sunday night after watching Sex and The City, I made a deal with my mate - I’ll find her Mr. Big and in return, I’ll take a cut of 20% of her total revenue from her customary Chinese wedding dinner (which herewith sickeningly becomes mandatory courtesy of Pimp Pat).
An established and sophisticated woman in her early 30s, my mate is above national average in more ways than one. Blessed with a painfully kind heart and a non-judgemental open mind (how do you reckon she tolerates a boisterous person like yours truly?), she makes heads turn (or grow, depending on which one you’re talking about) with her stunning Vogue worthy looks. She’d scream at me for such a claim, but the truth is, I don’t think I’ve met anyone as immaculately gorgeous as she is, with exception to my wife, but of course. That said, the latter is permanently reserved and strictly out of bounds (come close and trust me, I’ll make you pay).
For some strange reason, my mate seems to attract the fucked up ones who are either too young, too much of a wuss or too busy plunging the dick into 5 pussies in a single week. Imma help to filter out these unwanted trash and she has helped me with a bunch of questions for any interested Mr. Big to answer. If you’re interested in meeting this fine wine of a lady, email me with your answers. I’ll like for you to email me your mugshot too - seriously, I don’t want my mate dating an ugly fuck as much as I can help it. I don’t care what she thinks regarding this requirement.
Here goes.
1. Do you believe in love at first sight?
2. Top most favourite movie or song?
3. Your favourite book or author?
4. Do you like animals? What’s your favourite one ?
5. Perfect day out or romantic day out?
6. What animal would you be if you had to be one?
7. Is there such a thing as innocent flirting?
8. Are you proud of anything you have done in your life?
9. What were the good things about your last relationship?
10. Who are your favourite people in your life? Why?
11. Is there something you’ve dreamed of doing for a long time? What prevents you from doing it?
12. What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?
13. What do you value most in a relationship?
14. What is the one thing about yourself you like best?
15. Are you single and why? (note from Pat: if you’re NOT single, please fuck off)
Pat Law™is a Digital Strategist who, in her time in the Adland, has marketed a range of global brands including adidas, Cadbury Schweppes, Chrysler, Harley-Davidson, Hewlett-Packard, Johnnie Walker, L’Oréal, and Royal Salute. A self-confessed Social Media junkie, Pat has since joined the 360° Digital Influence team at Ogilvy PR. Pat also writes for iSh, LOTL International, and Singapore Architect.
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i think you’ll be a more successful matchmaker if you have a mole just above the upper left corner of your lip.
preferably a big protruding one. with strands of long grey hair growing out of it.
LOL.
ok, i’m fucking off now.
Let’s start slow. I’ll get the curly hair first.
tat’d make her face TOO got character liao, and might break her marriage. cannot cannot, too zek-ark liao. cant make a marriage and break another. LOL
Oh, I wish I had friends like you!
this is cool. I’d sign up cos your mate sounds wonderful, but I’m below the age pre-reg lol.
“seriously, I don’t want my mate dating an ugly fuck as much as I can help it.”
Haha! Why don’t you post a picture of your mate. At least be fair and let your single, male Singaporean blog readers judge if they should waste 2 minutes completing your questionnaire. Hehehe …
there is no need for a picture - she’s a babe i’ll tell you that. do it if you think you’re worth it!
if imma a single male i wld apply too! yay go mah fren who shld be nameless!!
erm…..to be fair, i think Loong’s point is valid. beauty is always in the eyes of the beholder. my liking Faye Wong doesn’t mean the butch next to me will be attracted as well. i happen to think Angelina Jolie is kinda over-rated…..