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If you’re like me, a typical Ad Girl who smokes, drinks, fucks, swears, litters, and drops the occasional wager or two against Arse-nal, chances are, your ass ain’t getting pass the Pearly Gates without making some special arrangements. Unless you know the bouncer at the Pearly Gates, this All Access Kit is probably your best shot.

For $12.79, or $24.95 for the All Access Kit, the fellas behind this absolutely warped service will hook you up. Your name will be added to the list in advance of checking in at the Pearly Gates. You know, like Singapore Airlines’ First Class Priority check-in service. And just in case you’re skeptical of their service, your All Access Kit comes with a 100% money back guarantee. I just wonder how the money’s gonna be transmitted back to me though… Hell notes?

Alternatively, you can try doing some good.

Via: Strange New Products