must-view chi bi

By Pat Law™ • Jul 27th, 2008 • Category: The Oddball

must-view chi bi

I should sue my friend Jo, for nearly killing me this evening with this. IMDb, for some reason, decided to retain the Mandarin name of the film, Red Cliff, ignorantly in hanyu pinyin without the essential tone marks. Tone marks play an imperative part in hanyu pinyin and aid one in correct pronunciation of Mandarin syllables. Miss them out, and you’d sound like… well, me actually.

I don’t imagine John Woo being too pleased of his major Chinese epic film being called a vagina in Hokkien (one of the most spoken dialects amongst the Chinese).

The potential conversations for the movie in Taiwan (Hokkien loving country, those people) are absolutely Oscar® worthy, don’t you think?

John Woo eh chi bi si bei ho kwa. Mai tu liao!
Red Cliff by John Woo is great to watch. Don’t hesitate any longer!

Lark ba ni zheng eh chi bi, le ai kwa mai?
600 years old story about the Red Cliff, do you want to watch?

Wah ha buay kwa chi bi.
I haven’t watched the Red Cliff.

Wa gar wa eh zhar boh peng yu ke kwa chi bi.
I’m going to watch the Red Cliff with my girlfriend.

Wa eh zhar boh peng yu ai kwa John Woo eh chi bi.

My girlfriend wants to watch John Woo’s Red Cliff.

For those curious, Red Cliff is spelt ?? in Chinese and Chìbì in hanyu pinyin.

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Pat Law™is a Digital Strategist who, in her time in the Adland, has marketed a range of global brands including adidas, Cadbury Schweppes, Chrysler, Harley-Davidson, Hewlett-Packard, Johnnie Walker, L’Oréal, and Royal Salute. A self-confessed Social Media junkie, Pat has since joined the 360° Digital Influence team at Ogilvy PR. Pat also writes for iSh, LOTL International, and Singapore Architect.
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3 Responses »

  1. wa eh zha bor peng yu eh chi bi boh hoh kwa. kwa bat mee eh eh sai beh! (kidding)

  2. Le si bei jia lat, popagandhi. Tan le eh zha bor peng yu mai kar le kan. Tan le eh chi bi chao si-eng.

  3. Erm, not sure if it helps but it’s Ci Bi, not chi bi.

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