can you be saved?
By Pat Law™ • Mar 26th, 2008 • Category: The Narcissist
Conan the two-year-old male Chihuahua joins his hands in prayer beside Buddhist priest Joei Yoshikuni at a temple in Okinawa Prefecture, Japan.
Photo: AFP
This is an unedited email thread from a couple of friends of mine. Heh. The sort who’d bitch slap me when I well deserve it.
From: Friend 2
Sent: Monday, March 24, 2008 9:39 PM
To: Pat Law
Cc: Friend 1
Subject: Can you be saved?
And contrary to popular belief and practice, Pat… screaming “Oh my god! Oh my god! Yes! Yes! Oh My God!” does not count as praying and will only lead to things other than salvation.
HAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
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From: Friend 1
Sent: Monday, March 24, 2008 9:39 PM
To: Pat Law
Cc: Friend 2
Subject: Can you be saved?
This Chihuahua in Okinawa prefecture prays every day with his master (a priest) at the temple. He’s now trying to teach Conan (the dog) how to meditate!
Quick Pat, teach your dog how to do this trick, so that he can pray for your salvation!
Pat Law™is a Digital Strategist who, in her time in the Adland, has marketed a range of global brands including adidas, Cadbury Schweppes, Chrysler, Harley-Davidson, Hewlett-Packard, Johnnie Walker, L’Oréal, and Royal Salute. A self-confessed Social Media junkie, Pat has since joined the 360° Digital Influence team at Ogilvy PR. Pat also writes for iSh, LOTL International, and Singapore Architect.
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LOL LOL LOL. why are your friends so concerned about your salvation?
We’re not.
Believe Friend 2, they’re not, hedonistics anonymous. I’m kept as a friend only because they get to bitch slap me.
That’s why when the palm itches…PAAAATTTTTTTTT
I feel so loved. I think.