Ling Jie Jie

By Pat Law™ • Aug 26th, 2007 • Category: The Lonely Travellor

I am probably the coolest older cousin/aunt any kid can ask for, simply because:

  • Fergs and his friend, Dom, had wanted to get ear piercings and I was more than willing to be their official guardian (you can’t get ear piercings without a guardian if you’re under 16 years old). It was just unfortunate the tattoo palour insisted these fellas are 16 years old and above. If only I have gotten them fake IDs in time.
  • Yes you may have a quick sip of Stella Artois. Just don’t tell your mum, please.
  • I will get you on the VIP list at Ministry of Sound. You’ve just got to wait for a few years more.
  • That nifty trick where you hold a fireball in your palm for 3 seconds using a lighter. I taught you how to do that.
  • I’ll teach you how to style your hair to get the chicks anytime.
  • I’ll pay for your first tattoo. You just have to ensure you’re old enough so that you’re done growing. Don’t want a fucking ugly stretched gecko, do you?

I will so miss the boys. Will be back in Singapore tomorrow. Goodbye, London.

Fergs and Dom

Fergs and Dom

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Pat Law™is a Digital Strategist who, in her time in the Adland, has marketed a range of global brands including adidas, Cadbury Schweppes, Chrysler, Harley-Davidson, Hewlett-Packard, Johnnie Walker, L’Oréal, and Royal Salute. A self-confessed Social Media junkie, Pat has since joined the 360° Digital Influence team at Ogilvy PR. Pat also writes for iSh, LOTL International, and Singapore Architect.
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6 Responses »

  1. lin on August 27th, 2007 at 2:41 pm:

    your nephew has the most adorable pan-asian look ever!

    and LOL to stretched out gecko!

  2. Pat Law on August 28th, 2007 at 1:17 am:

    Yeah he’s going to grow up really gorgeous. Can’t wait for him to visit Singapore in October!

  3. pee on August 28th, 2007 at 2:02 am:

    Good lord, your nephew’s so gonna be a heartbreaker when he grows up. Pan-asian looks aside, love the hair!

  4. lin on August 28th, 2007 at 10:24 pm:

    a month plus away. TAKE MANY PICTURES! i bet he’s going to have girls chasing after him. heart-throb!

    lol!

    so glad to see you’re having fun and chilling. are you back in singapore already?

  5. Pat Law on August 29th, 2007 at 1:28 am:

    Pee, actually, he cut his hair a couple of days before I left London. He missed his mop for a while, but thank god he has a hair-obsessed cousin like me. I taught him how to do the bedhair look. He looks absolutely gorgeous now. At risk of sounding like a old frog, his previous hairdo was a tad too girly if you ask me.

  6. Pat Law on August 29th, 2007 at 1:31 am:

    lin, yup, he’d be back here in 6 weeks. I’ll probably bring him down Toca Me if it doesn’t scare his mum! And yes, back in Singapore already. :) It’s been a great trip.

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