10 signs that you’re a lesbian blogger

By Pat Law™ • Mar 18th, 2008 • Category: The Lesbian

I am guilty as charged. Well, for some of the bits below anyway. What about you?

  1. You post song lyrics of a song on your blog, as though the songwriter wrote it specially for your miserable soul. Ya, right.
  2. You talk about how discriminated you feel against homophobes and concurrently, why you hate men. How ironic.
  3. You have a category dedicated to your fluctuating emotions called, erm, Emotions.
  4. You vengefully and viciously write about how your Ex has started dating your best friend.
  5. You post eeeeeeendless photographs of yourself and that delicately waxed-to-death hair of yours.
  6. You post eeeeeeendless photographs of your pussy. And I mean the cat.
  7. You don’t blog on Thursday nights because you’re at Play with the girls.
  8. A rainbow flag dons the corner of your blog.
  9. Your Google AdSense has ads promoting GAY COWBOYS and 12-INCH-DILDOS.
  10. You have blankanvas on your Blogroll.

If you have any more to add, I’d love to hear from you.

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Pat Law™is a Digital Strategist who, in her time in the Adland, has marketed a range of global brands including adidas, Cadbury Schweppes, Chrysler, Harley-Davidson, Hewlett-Packard, Johnnie Walker, L’Oréal, and Royal Salute. A self-confessed Social Media junkie, Pat has since joined the 360° Digital Influence team at Ogilvy PR. Pat also writes for iSh, LOTL International, and Singapore Architect.
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10 Responses »

  1. Hamie on March 18th, 2008 at 11:58 pm:

    oh. no. i only like 1/10 of those above. so tat makes me a pseudo-lesbian. HO.

  2. WishBoNe on March 19th, 2008 at 9:30 am:

    What?!

    *goes to self-denial mode*

  3. Sparkling Lurve on March 20th, 2008 at 9:16 am:

    I’ve only one of the above.. >.,<

  4. Pat Law™ on March 20th, 2008 at 12:23 pm:

    WishBoNe, now now… it’s ok… your family and friends still love you regardless…

    ;)

  5. Pat Law™ on March 20th, 2008 at 12:24 pm:

    Sparkling Lurve, which one would it be?

  6. Sparkling Lurve on March 20th, 2008 at 4:24 pm:

    Havin ur webbie on my blogroll. haha.. =D

  7. Pat Law™ on March 22nd, 2008 at 12:04 pm:

    Sparkling Lurve, what’s your web address? I’d love to pay a visit too.

  8. Sparkling Lurve on March 24th, 2008 at 9:11 am:

    mine’s just rantings… keke.. Have added it in the website field. See ya!

  9. meong on July 19th, 2008 at 5:00 pm:

    I think I will add you on my blogroll. :) by the way I tagged this post on my blog. I thought it was really funny and witty. Thanks.

  10. B renda on October 7th, 2008 at 5:05 am:

    I am a lesbian blogger than can appreciate the joke … http://alesbiankiss2desire.blogspot.com

    Gonna have to get me one of those rainbow flags on my blog !

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