serve me right

By Pat Law™ • Mar 31st, 2008 • Category: The Geek

alltop

If Content is food, then it was that of a single-serve (in a chichi crystal goblet, if you’re lucky) in the past. With the insanely rapid progression of our world today no thanks to the Internet, Content is now served like a eat-all-you-can buffet, mashed in a grotesque quantity and manner.

We don’t know what we’re eating anymore, because we’re eating too much.

When I first stumbled upon Alltop, I thought it was yet another iGoogle, Netvibes, and Pageflakes. Well, as the friendly people of Alltop will have you know, unlike these wisdom of crowds startpages, they are not based on computer algorithms. They are highly subjective and judgmental. Basically, if they don’t think Britney Spears forgetting her underwear yet again deserves a mention, you won’t hear of it, even if you have one sick, pathetic MILF fetish.

I love the way they cut out excess fats to place only what’s delicious for my daily Content craving. Try them, it’s free.

Pat Law™ is a Digital Strategist who, in her time in the Adland, has marketed a range of global brands including adidas, Cadbury Schweppes, Chrysler, Harley-Davidson, Hewlett-Packard, Johnnie Walker, L’Oréal, and Royal Salute. Pat also writes for iSh, LOTL International, and Singapore Architect.
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