hp mini vivienne tam fashion cheat sheet

By Pat Law • Apr 5th, 2009 • Category: Features, The Fashionista

I first plugged about the HP Mini 1000 Vivienne Tam edition PC series over five months ago, when I had a sneak peek at the new lady in my previous office. Who would’ve thought I’d be fiddling with this lady firsthand?

Oh yes, it was an orgasmic experience alright. This baby goes on forever, no thanks to her Intel® Atom™ Processor N270 (1.60GHz) chip whose low-power design that allows extended battery life. Specifically engineered to meet any chic geek’s needs of blogging, Twittering, plurking, emailing, YouTubing and chatting with way-too-many friends on Windows Live, the HP Mini 1000 Vivienne Tam edition PC series is the world’s first digital clutch promised to make heads turn. And mouths drool.

In spite of my caressing pleasure, I have to admit that the vibrant and eccentrically loud nature of this lady’s appearance doesn’t quite fit me as much as a HP Mini 1000 XP Edition does. Believe it or not, my fashion choices are often extremely understated. Prada, yay. Louis Vuitton, nay. I have the occasional exclamation mark in a Freitag bag or furry orange Nike Cortez, but otherwise, my overall ensemble can possibly rival monotonous Yohji Yamamoto.

It is with the need to ensure that the HP Mini 1000 Vivienne Tam edition PC series matches my wardrobe that this fashion cheatsheet was created. While it won’t matter as much if your laptop is boring (let’s see… black, black, and silver?) and huge (and therefore you carry it in an equally bulky and hideous laptop bag), this lady deserves a little more respect. Weighing at barely 2.45 lbs and less than 1-inch thick, I’d want to carry it around spark naked proudly and not tuck it into any laptop bag at all.

For all you fellow fashion-conscious geeks, here you go, the HP Mini 1000 Vivienne Tam Fashion Cheatsheet.

And here’s some other pictures of the lady and I. That’s not my ass, by the way.

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7 Responses »

  1. yin. on April 5th, 2009 at 5:12 pm:

    halfway through, i got distracted by your shoes.

  2. Pat Law™ on April 5th, 2009 at 5:27 pm:

    Haha. Those are my Nike Cortez, yin.. Its history goes back to 1972 man. Check them out here: http://www.nike.com/nikeos/p/sportswear/en_APAC/icons/cortez?country=SG&lang_locale=en_SG&blog=en_SG

  3. DK on April 5th, 2009 at 9:32 pm:

    You must remove the protection sheet. Else cannot see the real beauty. :p

  4. brian on April 6th, 2009 at 4:21 pm:

    @DK: i’ll be sure to remember that with my mail order bride. kekekekeke

  5. Nabilah Said on April 6th, 2009 at 9:45 pm:

    I like. Very fashionable indeed. And I know who’s ass that is!!

    ;)

  6. Pat Law™ on April 6th, 2009 at 11:59 pm:

    Hey DK,

    True… and knowing me, I’d be the first to strip any beauty naked. But this ain’t my property. My wife, on the other hand… Hmm.

  7. Pat Law™ on April 7th, 2009 at 12:02 am:

    You do, Nabilah?

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