dig no more
By Pat Law • Jun 6th, 2008 • Category: The Design Diva
I’m reminded by my wife’s 1700h peanut butter cravings with this ingenious invention by Sherwood Forlee. While my wife has the luxury of having peanut butter sandwiches sent to her by the Pantry lady (yeah, some very important people actually get room cubicle service at work), minions like me have to make our own.
I LURVE peanut butter. I love how sinfully it is, and how it fills and lubricates my stomach so well, I never suffer from a hangover the next day (yes, now you know… peanut butter does prevent bad hangovers). My only pet peeve is how I can’t seem to get the last few blobs of delicious peanut butter because my hand’s too big to reach the bottom of the jar. Don’t you experience that too? Or do you have tiny hands? If so, I pray you’re not a lesbian… it’s like having a small dick.
Sherwood Forlee felt the same frustration when he created this jar with two lids. How simple and yet so brilliant. With two lids, you can now access all the motherfucking peanut butter easily, without having to encounter any jar burns. Spare no a single morsel ever again!
a small dick may not get G-spot(s) well but short fingers still can. i’ve experienced a great short finger-er before while average ones can’t. fingers for lesbians, i feel, is an elastic dick. just need to get it right.
Hamie, wow. Erm, thank you for your insight.