a guide to stupidity according to franco louis
By Pat Law™ • May 21st, 2008 • Category: The Bitch
Jesus. Where do I begin? I was shocked to say the least to read this post by the ever efficient Cowboy Caleb. I thought Wee Shu Min was socially handicapped but this highly delusional (seriously, since when was horse faces sexy?) ridiculously narcissistic, insensitive and racist 24-year-old employee, Franco Louis, of our military industry takes the cake. Without shame (or clearly, reality check on how he actually looks), he christened himself Sexy Fragrance Prince (no really, I kid you not about his delusional mind) and has most recently cheesed off a tsumami of angry bloggers with this following comment from his blog:
So so so… what is this pathetic malay man (again, it have to be a MALAY!!!!) doing in the train? … Aiya….stupid MALAYS!! Even if you are a Malay and am reading this… good for you..coz this is my personal blog and i can say what i deem fit…. if u wana defend yourself…. i suggest you arm youself with education and a motor mouth to compete against me.. else dont bother… coz i will bet my life on the line that, should you challenge me in a conversation… you will lose like what a true malay would…. LIKE FUCK !!!
A police report has been promptly made by the social conscious members of HWZ and plenty of angst have been fired up at Tomorrow.sg. While we anticipate with sheer delight on our next dumbass of a blogger to be charged under the Sedition Act like the other two bloggers already have, let’s take this opportunity to learn stupidity from the greatest master of all, shall we? You know, just in case we feel like being thrown in jail or something.
1. Give yourself a cheesy porn star worthy name that will make Ru Paul blush.
2. Believe that you can actually live up to that name.
3. Believe that people will take you seriously for having that name.
4. Take a series of scantily clad pictures of yourself to compliment that name. Pictures like these.
5. Believe that you’re every bit of a Man’s man in spite of the pictures… and your very loud announcement wishing for butt implants after the 4th ass shot you featured of yourself.
6. Assume that no one knows how to take a screenshot from your blog.
7. Assume that Google, the mother of all search engines, doesn’t know how to keep cached files of your blog.
8. Assume that, in spite of the current hoohaa going about regarding your absolutely tactless and criminal act, no one will recognise you from your narcissistic pictures.
9. Apologise for your extremely well written entry on your blog in such a brilliant way that it confirms your admission to seditious acts, and still manage to piss the existing army of angry bloggers off for your lack of sincerity (yo horseface, what misinterpretation do you reckon can be deduce from “stupid MALAYS”?).
10. Give your special friend an equally cheesy port star worthy name to match. Like Mr. Japan or something.
Anyone has more to add to this guide?
UPDATE
Proven success with this guide! Franco Louis has been arrested.
Pat Law™is a Digital Strategist who, in her time in the Adland, has marketed a range of global brands including adidas, Cadbury Schweppes, Chrysler, Harley-Davidson, Hewlett-Packard, Johnnie Walker, L’Oréal, and Royal Salute. A self-confessed Social Media junkie, Pat has since joined the 360° Digital Influence team at Ogilvy PR. Pat also writes for iSh, LOTL International, and Singapore Architect.
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I am utterly disgusted and amazed at the same time. The former as for the young man who thinks so highly of himself and expresses throughout his blog a superficial, profound attitude towards others and - interestingly - himself (yes, I actually took the time to browse through the posts of sexist, racist and foodist (!) comments that are only topped in frequency by numerous narcissistic self-portraits - why? one asks).
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The latter (the amazement bit) relates to the Singaporean set of regulations for the Internet and the mushrooming of blogs. Everyone seems to have an opinion and the urge to express it. But nobody would actually go out into the world and say those despicable things to actual human beings (if so, they would face disgust and eventually legal steps - oh hang on!). Cyber bullying and defamation is only the smaller part of the negative potential that Internet communication technologies offers but - oddly enough - frequently and exhaustively used. Sad
This whole system amazes me to an extent that urges me to involve that in my next exam - in one way or another, I will find the connection.
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True but when the blog’s being read by others, the blog is going to be scrutinised by everyone. And, he sure is very self-loving. *pukes*
What an asshole. He’s lucky he’s not living in Malaysia. He’ll prolly get charged under the sedition act or get detained by the ISA for a long, long, loooooooooong time.
Geez you are shocked? I am blase by now. Many of these narcissistic bengs aroung with huge egos, even bigger than MY ass.
What I still can’t stomach though, is the moniker.
Cathrin, racism, online or offline, is discriminatory and wrong. However, granted how sophisticated we are supposed to be with technology, I don’t understand why anyone would think online grants anonymity for one to get away with his or her wrongdoings. For crying out, if anything, we leave more footprints online than we do offline. Cyber bullying, I reckon, are often committed by the ignorant, the coward, and the intellectually disabled. I believe we have our best case study here for your next examination.
WishBone, you ought to read what that self-loving-self-defending idiot said today in The New Paper.
hedonistics anonymous… I agree with you totally. He should thank his lucky stars he is not in Malaysia.
Hi Rachel,
I’m shocked, not by his narcissism but by his delusion really. And of course, his stupidity. And yes, his choice for monikers.
I wish someone would scan/reproduce the article in The New Paper! I wanna read it!
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Gawd, this guy’s so full of himself he must get off watching himself masturbate in front of the mirror. No doubt the guys in the pen are looking forward to breaking in their new “bitch”. That’ll teach him to think twice about those ass-cheek implants.
After you royally *uck up, saying it was a case of misinterpretation can only be put down to the stupid assumption that readers are actually stupid enough to believe that.
However, most people go by the assumption that they can say whatever they want coz it’s their blog. Perhaps, it would do good if newpaper published an article highlighting blogging laws, or at the very least point out the obvious fact the talking crap about other people’s religion and race will get you into trouble.
If it does impede these people’s ability to mouth-off then so be it. Freedom of speech does not mean talking with your ass.
Wrenna: I think when the news of the 3 bloggers who got charged broke, the message that “you are responsible for what you write online” was already spread enough. Simply put, many people realised that you cannot anyhowly blog about such things in Singapore one. And yes, it’s easy to track you down as well.
Obviously this guy must be oblivious of all that hoohaa. Or just have no cow sense. Or the sense of invincibility set in, again.
Oh the possibilities.
Hey, maybe he’ll get thrown into a jail cell with a cellmate who happens to be… Malay! Hahahahahahahahahaha….
i gave my thoughts.
http://dont-cha.blogspot.com/2008/06/intellectual-conversation.html