04: the author
Pat Law.
Feisty senior account manager by day, armed with thru-the-line advertising experience, currently working in a leading digital advertising agency.
Dousing advertising and society’s concerns with biting humour nicely delivered through her piercing words, Pat sees blankanvas as the rehabilitation centre she couldn’t afford.
Pat writes for LOTL International, iSh and Two Queens Party. And her mum’s endless complaint letters on bad service. If you are interested in engaging Pat for any writing gigs, drop her a note.
When working at AKQA, Publicis, Rocket-X Media and TBWA, she had the luxury of working with the world’s finest minds. And the dumbest, too. Some people get ahead by kissing ass. She is glad she doesn’t like rimming.
Why is Pat talking in the third person, she doesn’t know. She just likes the sound of it.
Pat is an extremely straightforward person who cares more for the truth than your overpriced ego. She cares a lot for the brands she manages, and will tolerate none but geniuses. Having a MBA does not make you a genius. It just shows you’re insecure enough to be financially impractical.
The brands she used to market and manage include adidas, Cadbury Schweppes, Cesar, Chrysler, Dodge, Fancy Feast, Finnair, Friskies, Garnier Haircolor, Garnier Neril, Harley-Davidson, Hush Puppies, Hyundai, Jeep, L’Oréal Singapore, m&m’s™, OCBC, Palm, Inc., Royal Salute, Singapore Airlines and Whiskas.
She paints when her emotions go out of control. She gets irritated by self-acclaimed art connoisseurs wannabies and their need to bullshit about each painting they’ve just bought. She loves Salvador Dali and Egon Schiele.
Pat currently resides in the east of Singapore, with a confused Chihuahua and a beautiful wife.
