But I am guilty of falling asleep on the train in the morning. Dammit.

the eye is better and i’m back at work. so no more patch. yay!
this also means back to the daily grind and no more holiday at home.
*sob*

I recall once, when this pregnant lady uttered “Are you waiting for my water bag to break?” to a G2000 clad local chap. The latter was dumb enough to retort with “I didn’t know you’re pregnant,” at a 3-pillow-sized stomach of raging hormones. Needless to say, it was an extremely entertaining train ride for me.

I hope your eye’s better. In the event where he or she doesn’t give the seat up to you, take a picture and inform him or her that it’d be going up on blankanvas.

argh. i’m disgusted at mrt etiquette. the past month i was commuting via train with an eye patch, NO ONE gave up their seat.

honestly,for the times i had a seat (whilst having a bandage pasted on my eye), i was just waiting to give up my seat to a heavily preggers woman, or old ah ma, or someone carrying a huge bag + a baby to walk into the train…just to instill some guilt in all the other passengers.

TWO: EMBRACE A DONATION TIN
Donate that bunch of loose change you have to the kids with their donation tins. Haven’t you always complain loose change being a hassle to carry anyway? Especially if one of those kids is a hot 16-year-old babe.

THREE: SHARE YOUR BROLLY
Share your umbrella with the poor bugger who is getting drenched next to you waiting for the lights to change. Especially if it’s a hot babe or a hot MILF in a white skintight t-shirt.

FOUR: CALL A FRIEND TO SAY HI
Call a friend because you care, and not because you need something from him or her. Especially if your friend happens to be a hot babe or hot MILF.

FIVE: SAY THANK YOU AND MEAN IT
Say ‘Thank You” to everyone who has serviced you and mean it. Including the toilet cleaner. Especially if the toilet cleaner is a hot babe or a hot MILF.

SIX: VISIT YOUR FOLKS
Your company, colleagues and friends were not the ones who made sacrifices in order to bring you to where you are today. Your folks were the ones who did. Show some appreciation before it’s too late. Better yet, show appreciation to the folks of a babe, who may have a mom who’s a MILF.

SEVEN: OFFER A HAND
Offer to help someone who needs help, without any conditions or expectations. And if it’s a babe or a MILF, don’t limit yourself to just offering a hand. Offer two. Or other body parts.

EIGHT: TELL THEM YOU LOVE THEM
Your wife, your mum and your best friend Cecil. For all the times you took them for granted, they stood faithfully by your side. For the love you are lucky enough to receive from them, reciprocate the same, if not more, today. Especially if YOU are a hot babe or a MILF.

NINE: THROW YOUR LITTER IN THE BIN
Why should someone need to pick your trash up for you? There are better ways to get a hot babe or a hot MILF to bend over.

TEN: TELL THE TRUTH
A white lie, is still a lie. Deceit, is still lying. Live today with nothing but the truth. It might hurt, but you’ll feel good eventually. After all, it is better to lie with a hot babe or a hot MILF than to lie about lying with a hot babe or a hot MILF.