the white party 2009

By Pat Law • Feb 8th, 2009 • Category: Features

What will you be doing come February 14 besides schmoozing your loved one with senseless but expensive symbols of insecurity? My wife and I aren’t fans of commercial bastardization, thank god. On that night, we shall be privately tucked away in the backyard of the old Turf Club, surrounded by the finest luxuries Mother Nature provides; nearly naked bikini-clad gorgeous women and plush greenery, with foam as human decoration.

The White Party, organised by my girls at Two Queens, promises a night of luminous unity. Eh? Means what? Women attending have glow-in-the-dark tits huh? Or are you shipping in super-fair Japanese babes for the event? Either case, I must go see. With Mrs Law, but of course.

Join us, would you? It’s not everyday you get to see my beer gut hang loose so proudly in public anyway.

Buy your tickets here, or call +65 6224 3188 if you have any questions.

Details are as follow.

Date: 14 February, 2009, Saturday
Venue: Mimolette. 55 Fairways Drive (grab a free shuttle bus from Holland Village’s taxi stand if you fancy)
Time: 2200h onwards
Dress Code: White (like duh) with your bikini top if you want to mingle with the rest in foam. By the way, if you’re fat, I really don’t think you should be in your bikini. Be considerate to others. Don’t spoil our night, would you?

Pat Law is a Digital Strategist who, in her time in the Adland, has marketed a range of global brands including adidas, Cadbury Schweppes, Chrysler, Harley-Davidson, Hewlett-Packard, Johnnie Walker, L’Oréal, and Royal Salute. Pat is the Boss Lady of GOODSTUPH, a badass social influence studio, and is represented by FLY Entertainment.
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8 Responses »

  1. skinnylatte (Adrianna Tan) on July 30th, 2010 at 3:40 pm:

    Why I wish I was back home: lesbian bikini party in the woods. Haha http://tinyurl.com/angj88

  2. janice on February 8th, 2009 at 6:23 pm:

    Are you performing too? My friends and I will come support if you are!

  3. Pat Law™ on February 8th, 2009 at 9:45 pm:

    janice, no I’m not. Believe me, that’s a good thing. I is blogger, not performer. I’ll probably make William Hung look good.

  4. Samantha on February 9th, 2009 at 3:22 pm:

    WHERE IS MIMOLETTE?

  5. nicole wants to play on February 9th, 2009 at 3:23 pm:

    Aye aye! Fat people should not be seen in their bikinis!

  6. siren on February 9th, 2009 at 3:43 pm:

    oh wow… reading that almost made me feel young again.

  7. popagandhi on February 9th, 2009 at 5:06 pm:

    wah! i wonder what the baby dykes in polo tees will show up in! white polo tees?

  8. Rox on February 12th, 2009 at 3:09 pm:

    Well thank goodness I don’t own a bikini…. see I am considerate (to those who think otherwise ;) ) LOL

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