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Warning: Not the most ideal origami video for your four-year-old nephew.

The dreaded blue screen death caught at the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics whilst the final torch bearer, Li Ning, flies on his quest to light the Olympic Flame. Finally, I have company.

If you’re like me, a typical Ad Girl who smokes, drinks, fucks, swears, litters, and drops the occasional wager or two against Arse-nal, chances are, your ass ain’t getting pass the Pearly Gates without making some special arrangements. Unless you know the bouncer at the Pearly Gates, this All Access Kit is probably your best shot.

IMDb, for some reason, decided to retain the Mandarin name of the film, Red Cliff, ignorantly in hanyu pinyin without the essential tone marks. I don’t imagine John Woo being too pleased of his major Chinese epic film being called a vagina in Hokkien.

What if fonts were humans? This is wicked. What’s your favourite font type? Call me scruffy but I love my Georgia.

After a long day of brutal email wars, merciless threats from the intern you shouldn’t have slept with, and non-stop hurling from your clients, aren’t you glad to be home? That is, assuming your wife hasn’t found out about the intern.

Perhaps the whole point to this is to encourage one to substitute cigarettes with good ol English Breakfast tea (or Camomile, whatever takes your fancy) but it’s starting to make me want to quit my usual 1600h tea altogether.

Please, do not try this at home like this bugger has. I don’t want your mother coming after me for this.

Fancy some giant toasted ants alongside with your scorpion vodka? Or maybe tea picked by specially trained monkeys from China? To think I thought we Chinese were weird when it comes to food.

And when you get bored too. Videos you otherwise wouldn’t bother with if you could find your brain back from that last painful meeting with several egos fighting.