Archive for the ‘The Lesbian’ Category

portia apologises for getting married

By Pat Law™ • Mar 23rd, 2009

Hey, I’m sorry too. Really, I am.



girl-on-girl party at blue jazz

By Pat Law™ • Mar 7th, 2009

Come 21 March 2009, Bluejaz will be hosting an exclusive girl-on-girl party. Admission is subjected to the door bitch’s approval. I like that quality check is being practised. More importantly, I like that I won’t be rubbing shoulders with some 18-year-old Justin Timberlake wannabie.



the white party 2009

By Pat Law™ • Feb 8th, 2009

What will you be doing come February 14 besides schmoozing your loved one with senseless but expensive symbols of insecurity? My wife and I aren’t fans of commercial bastardization, thank god. On that night, we shall be privately tucked away in the backyard of the old Turf Club, surrounded by the finest luxuries Mother Nature provides; nearly naked bikini-clad gorgeous women and plush greenery, with foam as human decoration.



by the way, i’m gay

By Pat Law™ • Jan 18th, 2009

On one hand, while I’m being deemed too gay by the general public, disgruntled lesbians (yes, more than one) have written to me, accusing me of being a homophobic straight woman, or perhaps even a man.



a typical lesbian timeline

By Pat Law™ • Jan 4th, 2009

A self-fulfilling prophecy for some lesbians.



the final season of the l word

By Pat Law™ • Dec 7th, 2008

Yay! Alexandra Hedison is back on The L Word in their final season!



pam grier

By Pat Law™ • Dec 7th, 2008

Imagine what a couple of decades can do to you. I still find her hot though. Not that I’d actually want to screw her. I’m a bit too preoccupied with Jennifer Beals.



i can’t think straight

By Pat Law™ • Nov 30th, 2008

Time to give my DVD auntie a buzz. Wait. She has my number, I haven’t got hers. No one has. Damn it. Why won’t she call me! It’s been months!



belly nice bollywood night

By Pat Law™ • Oct 21st, 2008

While we assure you we have not not been knitting or grooming bonsai plants for pet poodles, my wife and I just aren’t quite up for having a wild night, and then having to drag our asses to work on time the next day. It’s a good thing this coming Monday’s a public holiday. My wife and I will shaking some ass at Two Queens Party’s Bollywood Night on Sunday. How about you?



gays rights? right…

By Pat Law™ • Oct 7th, 2008

Hear Senator Biden and Governor Palin answer questions about gay marriage and how they define traditional marriage on CNN.