Archive for the ‘The Lesbian’ Category

a girl thing

By Pat Law™ • May 25th, 2008

My wife mentioned this short film by Showtime, A Girl Thing, to me this morning. Wickedly written and directed by Lee Rose in 2001, I cannot help but feel as though the script was written for us in some way.



chef’s recommendation: fur pie

By Pat Law™ • May 19th, 2008

It is only with the completion of my June 2008 article for my column on LOTL International, The P Spot, this evening, that I realised I have yet to include a shoutout on blankanvas about May 2008’s issue. Opps.



ellen is getting married

By Pat Law™ • May 17th, 2008

Before any homophobe could finish painting his/ her NO TO GAY MARRIAGES banner for protest of the ruling by the California Supreme Court yesterday that overturned the state ban on gay marriage, our girl Ellen DeGeneres announces she’s getting married.



strangers in paradise

By Pat Law™ • May 9th, 2008

Cutting words that evoke even the Dead, Terry Moore is an emotion stimulant who keeps you glued to the pages of Strangers in Paradise until the eyes blur with tears.



dad, i’m straight

By Pat Law™ • May 3rd, 2008

I received this from a fellow Blankette from Current Media, Ada Pinkston, who thought you might be interested in this short film. Great twist soaked in humour.



pat the scumbag

By Pat Law™ • Apr 22nd, 2008

Carpet muncher. Dyke. Vagitarian. Chao lesbian. Oh, I’ve been called them all, quite affectionately if I may add, but scumbag? My word, has this world of homophobes ran out of creativity?



best meat graded

By Pat Law™ • Apr 20th, 2008

The annual affair where the best of all andro carpet munchers battle for the So You Think You’re Andro? crown is back. Fat and ugly lawyers need not apply.



who’s your daddy?

By Pat Law™ • Apr 6th, 2008

In search of sperm, and being absolutely unwilling to fork out a single cent for it.



10 signs that you’re a lesbian blogger

By Pat Law™ • Mar 18th, 2008

I am guilty as charged. Well, for some of the bits below anyway. What about you?



what lesbian player

By Pat Law™ • Mar 4th, 2008

This month on LOTL International, hear me out on why lesbian players don’t exist at The P Spot.