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Now Ben, aren’t you being a bit stupidly racist with your advertisement? I’m glad you left your number behind on a public bulletin board.

Oh how dare you ask for a Plurk badge and promising to give credit, only to do otherwise?

Your special edition guide to stupidity, rightfully inspired by a delusional and racist horseface named Franco Louis. Or Sexy Fragrance Prince like he prefers to be known.

Louis Vuitton sues Danish artist, Nadia Plesner for trademark infringement on her Simple Living T-shirt. where 100% of the profits from sales are donated to Divest for Darfur.

Why do we increase a 3-syllabus word like “basically” into 4? Isn’t it a waste of saliva? We so hardworking for what? To end up pronouncing the word wrongly?

My wife and I were at Yakun, Parkway Parade, earlier this afternoon, and we had the luxury of meeting the above 3 very unique exhibits.

As a fan of oral sex, I think it is only fair for me to conduct regular depilation of pubes in District South. Having my partner grasp for air in my thick forest like an asthmatic is hardly sexy. A rather cruel way to prove how I take her breath away, if I may add.

One wrong move, Ms has-been, and I will make sure everyone knows who the fuck you are, and what you do.

I don’t hate the present-time Japanese for the slaughtering of over 23 million of my people from the dark period of 1930s to 1940s in World War 2. While I am disappointed, I hold no qualms against Japan’s insincere apology over an estimated 200,000 Chinese and Korean women forced into wartime sex slavery. You don’t [...]

I bumped into an Ex-girlfriend I have not met over three years last week. She has gained so much weight that her neck has gone missing. If she has a tattoo, it should say Air Pork. Indeed, it was a Mastercard moment for me, considering the fact that she was the one who cheated [...]