reserve a spot in heaven
By Pat Law™ • Aug 6th, 2008If you’re like me, a typical Ad Girl who smokes, drinks, fucks, swears, litters, and drops the occasional wager or two against Arse-nal, chances are, your ass ain’t getting pass the Pearly Gates without making some special arrangements. Unless you know the bouncer at the Pearly Gates, this All Access Kit is probably your best shot.
