Lead Story
can we be friends?
I could bore you with a hundred slides of statistics from Gartner and PSFK on the growing importance of digital communications. Or drop a quote or two from some mighty hot shot of a famous marketing guru that back my view on a slide right before that bit on our “big idea”. I will assume at this point, that you’re not an idiot. So for once, let’s skip the bullshit.
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Poll Mummy
england missing in EURO 2008…»
What do you think of Fabio Capello’s team missing out in EURO 2008?
The Advertising Slut
take it when you have the chance»
Too funny not to share. Plus, the room service chick is hawwwwwwwwwwt.
The Artist
are you afraid of heights»
Bruno Muff, Markus Freitag and Daniel Freitag risked their lives dangling from ropes over hours just so the audience could view the mother of all oversized football portraits at the Freitag tower in Zurich.
The Bitch
owner prefer non indian(s)»
Now Ben, aren’t you being a bit stupidly racist with your advertisement? I’m glad you left your number behind on a public bulletin board.
The Dark One
elena gallen spoofs with style»
Everyone, meet Elena Gallen. Be prepared to have your childhood memories thrown into her blender, minced into a perfect glass of sheer wickedness.
The Design Diva
reNESED»
I can’t tell for certain if this sick baby is an actual prototype or a great 3D rendering job, but it sure as hell brought me back to my good ol childhood days of Super Mario Bros in 2D form.
The Fashionista
milk & bread»
Made from sterling silver, Melanie Favreau replicates bread tags customised with the words and/ or date you want. Buy it either as a pendant or as a ring, from USD40.00 onwards at her online store.
The Lesbian
ugly? must be lesbian.»
If you fancy being bitch slapped for being a lesbian, come along to The P Spot in this month’s issue where I rant on about fat lesbian lawyers, baby zebras, and our perceived ugliness.
The Lonely Travellor
high flyer»
Suddenly, that special carpet of a different color doesn’t mean shit no more.
The Narcissist
the blankanvas logo»
The logo. A brand’s most crucial element that commands for immediate recognition, recollection, loyalty and at times, diffuses a presence of authority. With great honour, I bring to you, the blankanvas logo.
The Oddball
hard to swallow»
Fancy some giant toasted ants alongside with your scorpion vodka? Or maybe tea picked by specially trained monkeys from China? To think I thought we Chinese were weird when it comes to food.
The Photographer
japanese school girls»
There goes the Japanese school girl fantasy. Bummer. I love the debasement of our perversity though. Can someone who reads Japanese tell me who’s the culprit behind ruining one of our most popular bedroom fantasies of all time?
The Rest
pop it like it’s hot»
I wish I knew how to pop without looking like Jane Fonda in her aerobics workout.
The Social Whore
b-boyz & ballerina»
First to stun the audiences in Korea and at the Edinburge Festival Fringe in Scotland with their phenomenal gravity-defying power moves and precise popping for punctuation against beats for personality, B-Boyz & Ballerina is produced by the Gorilla Crew of Korea with members from both Able Crew & Brooklyn Monkeys - your top motherfuckers well respected by their competition in international dance competitions.
